lameness

HAPPY HOLIDAYS PEEPS!! =D

This is my holiday destinations:

Penang > Singapore. =)

I've already posted my penang trip on facebook. =)

S'pore trip? urban funny and weird. no pictures s'pore trip but I got funny stories to share. :P

here it goes:

On the First day in S'pore. we went to the town and then jaime and I went to AMK to find her bf. We're we watching her guy playing soccer and I as usual on the phone. After that we left and her bf came. So yea, they are dating. lol.. The bf of hers bring us to the roof top of a basement. Bloody shit. I can say that guy sure find nice place to date. haha. nice view i can say. But half way through their romantic date. (I'm not light bulb k? I'm like far far away from them, talking on the phone) The Biggest light bulb are the police man.

THE CLIMAX:
I saw the police car coming up. and I was like "shit, did people saw me standing and assume I'm trying to commit suicide so they call the police?" haha.
Surprisingly, the police approach to them and ask for their ID, address, phone no. haha. Well, the police thought they are doing drugs there. Cause that spot have lot people sniff glue or do drugs there.. so they assume they are doing it. The police didn't check me cause Imma Malaysian. =D Then the police was talking to them and I'm still continue on the phone. lol. call me weird but I seem super chill. Police in Singapore are so much nicer than malaysia. =) I even joke with them lol. haha.

Police: you want me tell your parents, school about you?
Jaime n her bf: no no no..
Police 2: haha.. don't let us see you both here again. it's dangerous here. go home now.

so yea, we left. I find it SUPER HILARIOUS!!
jaime ket complaining "WHAT? they thought I do drugs there? me? do I look like one?"
haha..
so yea, the police is soooo ANTI CLIMAX of the romance.. who knows they might almost snog there haha.


Secondly,
I went to Far east Plaza and bought this mini JD. my freagging ID love my purse so urban much that it refuse to leave. I can't take my ID out and show to the cashier. Causing her giving me some suspicious look. =( End up I asked her look from my purse. I should Have show my driver license. lol. oh well.

Thirdly,
I HEARD MY DAD SWEET TALK TO MY MUM!!
super funny can!!
haha.

Dad: see that car nice right?
mum: what you like also say nice one la..
dad: sure la. I like you ma,means you nice la.. =)

I'm the anti climax 1 now..
me: HOR!!!! I heard it. daddy sweet talk wow!!!
dad: hoi.. so naughty la now. curi listen our conve.
me and jay: AIyooo~

haha.

Forth,
we're in Far east Plaza shopping and jay bought a shirt. I was super high~ lame-ing non stop. She asked me to hold her plastic bag for while. As the playful me was so high, I kept swinging the plastic bag while walking. Beside me was the balcony (i don't know what you call that, but you can see every floor when standing there?) and I ter swing. yes you're right! the paper bag flew straight down to ground floor. Can even heard the sound "TOOM" We're on the Third floor. We both SHOUT " OH SHIT!!" and laughed at the same time. people kept looking at us. we run down the stairs and laugh non stop! people from top look down, people from down look up.. :p and we manage to get the bag. people kept looking at us as if we're some drunken bastard.. haha.

Fifth,
she saw her boyfriend at Takashimaya. like OMG!! she saw him like saw JAY CHOU! -.-
i was busy looking at bag and out of the sudden. She whack me like crazy screaming to me..

jaime: he's here.. he's here. its him!!! look!! there!
me: huh? what ? who? where?
jaime: he!!!! kejun kejun!! there!!!! (kept hitting)
me: OUCH!!! stop it can!! this is abusing biatch!! sob sob!!
jaime: sorry la~~ excited ma!!

she's like super happy can. like strike lottery! lol... pity me, my hand turn red! =(

Sixth,
After her crazyness of bf. :P i told my parent next day when we're at Taka again.
again on the escalator, my dad suddenly hit me.

dad: eh!!! look look look!!! I saw my wife!!! (which she's just infront of me!) -.-
me: ouch! dad~ lol..
jaime: yer. damn mean la you all..
mum: learn from you ma..

hhaa.. my dad is a joker. =)

When I'm in singapore, 2 days straight sleep at 4 A.M. why? Movie Marathon man!! haha. First day movie marathon 2nd day Drama marathon third day was force to sleep early. lol.
My ulcer love me so much that it refuse to go away. Bloody hell. Pain like oh my god~

Jaime and I been watching british movie recently. Wild Child and Angus, thongs and perfect snogging. lol. we're playing with the slang. haha. and we notice british love to say bloody. haha.
And snogging is our recent topic. why? cause we saw too many people snogging around us. haha. (inside joke)


have fun..
happy new year peeps.


love,
momoko